10 Reasons Thanksgiving is my Favorite Holiday

Here are ten reasons why Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday:

1. No gift pressure.
2. No religious obligation.
3. Having a cocktail at noon (or before) is perfectly acceptable.
4. Eating all you want as often as you want.
5. Watching football for hours.
6. Napping is encouraged.
7. Two days off of work.
8. You can say "Happy Thanksgiving" without offending anyone.
9. The kids come home.
10. Getting some good use out of the dining room table.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!